Blog Post 5

The Nissan GT-R is quite possibly the best performance car on the market in the world. It is the epitome of modern performance perfection. It was bred to have superior performance. This car is the fifth generation in Nissans Skyline series, and it keeps the Skyline name alive. The performance is unparalleled compared to past GT-Rs. Even compared to 95% of the rest of the cars in the world. (Summary of a GT-R from MotorTrend.com)

This article is important because it is unbiased and states the facts. MotorTrend delivers you a reading experience that makes you feel like the car your reading about is utterly amazing. Even if everyone else thinks it isn’t. There are so many car magazines and websites that scoff at Asian cars and laugh at European cars. But MotorTrend treats every car like a great car. And that’s how it should be.

This article strikes me on a personal note. The passion, the joy, and all enthusiastic emotions that they use in writing about this car is truly epic. It’s like how a proud father talks about his beloved son to his friends. Today we live in a world of tiny 1200cc engines and pathetic 4 speed transmission. We are told to trade our big V8s with hundreds of horsepower and extreme turbo chargers. Then we again get barked and ordered by general society that we need to save the environment and cut back on green house emissions. But MotorTrend doesn’t care. They only care that they love cars, and they don’t let anyone tell them different. They share the same logic as me. So in simplified terms this article is made for car lovers. And it just so happens I’m in love with cars.

Revision(Gangsta Version)

Hurricanes are forces of nature that induce wind speeds of immense power. They cause destruction anywhere they go. But, hurricanes stop being categorized at category 5. Category 5 is the most destructive and devastating hurricane that can happen. A category five hurricane averages 156 mile per hour wind speeds. But that is very pitiful. My 1988 Honda CR-X can obtain those speeds. But there is a category six, and it’s not a hurricane. It’s the Buggati Veyron Super Sport.  This isn’t a car. It’s a monster. Subsequently the records and achievements this monster produces are illusory. But by some miracle they become a reality. Everything about this car is category six. Its 8.0 liter, quad turbo charged (that’s 4 turbo chargers), 16 cylinder engine to produce 1200 horsepower and nonstop excitement. It’s the very embodiment of the devil. In 2.4 seconds you’re doing 60 miles per hour. It’s top speed in 267 miles per hour. At 100 mph air feels just a little thicker. At 200 mph air starts to feel like soup. And at 267 mph air feels like whipped cream. The tires can only last 15 minutes under top speed before the burst and cause a horrible accident. But that’s fine because it runs out of fuel in 12 minutes. And even the price is category 6. Buying a Buggati Veyron Super Sport will only set you back $2,700,000.00. This car truly is the pinnacle of performance technology. Therefore this should be the basis for every car produced in the future. It’s a car for the brave. It’s a car for the primal. It’s a car for the implacable. This car is perfection. And if you can’t see it then you’re a caveman that rattles around in his own filth or a small child that still spoils their diaper. Everything about the Buggati Veyron Super Sport is category six. And that’s why I love it.

The Buggati Veyron Super Sport

Hurricanes are forces of nature that induce wind speeds of immense power. They cause destruction anywhere they go. But, hurricanes stop being categorized at category 5. Category 5 is the most destructive and devastating hurricane that can happen. A category five hurricane averages 156 mile per hour wind speeds. But that is very pitiful. My 1988 Honda CR-X can obtain those speeds. But there is a category six, and it’s not a hurricane. It’s the Buggati Veyron Super Sport.  This isn’t a car. It’s a monster. The records and achievements this monster produces are illusory. But by some miracle they become a reality. Everything about this car is category six. Its 8.0 liter, quad turbo charged (that’s 4 turbo chargers), 16 cylinder engine to produce 1200 horsepower. It’s the very embodiment of the devil. In 2.4 seconds you’re doing 60 miles per hour. It’s top speed in 267 miles per hour. At 100 mph air feels just a little thicker. At 200 mph air starts to feel like soup. And at 267 mph air feels like whipped cream. The tires can only last 15 minutes under top speed before the burst and cause a horrible accident. But that’s fine because it runs out of fuel in 12 minutes. And even the price is category 6. Buying a Buggati Veyron Super Sport will only set you back $2,700,000.00. This car truly is the pinnacle of performance technology. This should be the basis for every car produced in the future. It’s a car for the brave. It’s a car for the primal. It’s a car for the implacable. This car is perfection. And if you can’t see it then you’re a caveman that rattles around in his own filth or a small child that still spoils their diaper. Everything about the Buggati Veyron Super Sport is category six. And that’s why I love it.

My Topic.

Well I guess here is the big moment you’ve all been waiting for. Just kidding this blog is kind of ghetto so I’ve decided to write about gangsters, thugs and gangs. Because I’m gangsta.  Just kidding all those things are boring. So I’ve decided to write about something that really matters in the world. I’m going to write about something that every civilized human being can relate to. Cars. Cars aren’t just the single most potent way of transportation for mostly every person in the world; they are also one of the most adrenaline pumping, heart pounding ways to experience life. In a sense, cars are the ultimate way to have fun in this modern day and age. Mostly everyone in the world sees, drives, or rides in a car, therefore making them a part of nearly every human being on this planet. Many people deny their love of cars and speed. But deep down inside every human being has a primal urge. An urge to go fast.  An urge to feel the g force that comes with a sharp turn. The urge to smell the burning rubber from tires. It lies inside all of us. Take a dentist, for example. He drives a BMW M5. It’s a very luxurious, safe, and comfortable car. He can take the kids to school, drive to work, and stop to get dinner very smoothly and comfortably. But that’s not why he bought the car. He bought it to go from 0 to 60mph in 4.4 seconds. He bought it to blaze down the road with a manual 7 speed gearbox at 190 mph. He bought it because he has that primal urge just like everyone else. So that’s what I’m going to write about. The car. Or in layman’s terms, the best material item in the known world.

Goals for 2012.

For the glorious year of 2012 i have many lame and retarded goals that i wish to for fill. But chief among these lame-tastic goals is to is to turn my 1988 Honda CR-X into a fast and furious race car. The first step to this would be buying a new air intake system, preferably one from AEM or K&N air filter manufactures. After that is all sorted out I would need to get a new race-type exhaust system. Both would range from $120 to $200 dollars depending on the brand. So all together the two parts could cost me up to $400. I could get a body kit for it, but would rather turbocharge my engine and get a new clutch. Both options are expensive but the would be nice to have. Some new front and rear tail light would be nice too. All in all if i could win a few drag and track races down in Phoenix by the end of the year the my goal would be complete. Oh and i also want to quit smoking. Aye!!!!!