Hurricanes are forces of nature that induce wind speeds of immense power. They cause destruction anywhere they go. But, hurricanes stop being categorized at category 5. Category 5 is the most destructive and devastating hurricane that can happen. A category five hurricane averages 156 mile per hour wind speeds. But that is very pitiful. My 1988 Honda CR-X can obtain those speeds. But there is a category six, and it’s not a hurricane. It’s the Buggati Veyron Super Sport. This isn’t a car. It’s a monster. The records and achievements this monster produces are illusory. But by some miracle they become a reality. Everything about this car is category six. Its 8.0 liter, quad turbo charged (that’s 4 turbo chargers), 16 cylinder engine to produce 1200 horsepower. It’s the very embodiment of the devil. In 2.4 seconds you’re doing 60 miles per hour. It’s top speed in 267 miles per hour. At 100 mph air feels just a little thicker. At 200 mph air starts to feel like soup. And at 267 mph air feels like whipped cream. The tires can only last 15 minutes under top speed before the burst and cause a horrible accident. But that’s fine because it runs out of fuel in 12 minutes. And even the price is category 6. Buying a Buggati Veyron Super Sport will only set you back $2,700,000.00. This car truly is the pinnacle of performance technology. This should be the basis for every car produced in the future. It’s a car for the brave. It’s a car for the primal. It’s a car for the implacable. This car is perfection. And if you can’t see it then you’re a caveman that rattles around in his own filth or a small child that still spoils their diaper. Everything about the Buggati Veyron Super Sport is category six. And that’s why I love it.

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ReplyDeleteGreat post! I love the way you start off by creating an analogy. It works:)